Well, well, well, look what you can buy at Williams-Sonoma (chickens not included):

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/wsimgs/ab/images/dp/wcm/201028/0078/img76m.jpg

Here’s why I really don’t shop there though:

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/wsimgs/ab/images/dp/wcm/201028/0068/img52m.jpg
This set of “breading pans” (essential to your Ad Hoc at Home fried chicken experience) is $35. Plus tax and shipping.